“Worst Singer in Momosu?” – Search Term Questions Answered
So whenever I’m checking my blog stats, I always see some very ~interesting~ search terms, to say the least… Some include “funny lazy eye jokes”(that’s just cruel), “kusumi koharu haters”, “why kpop is better than jpop” among others. But I have seen some extremely disturbing and humorous ones, most of them questions looking to be answered, thus, I shall do it here!
Search Term: “worst singer in morning musume”
Answer: Michishige Sayumi BY FAR. Some people may consider Aika and Junjun the worst but that’s just haters talking. At least Aika doesn’t suffer from Yurinaism(in which you try to sing, but you just end up using your speaking voice) and Junjun attempts to hold a note. Sayu vocals just suck all around. </3
Sayu being sexy is nothing I complain at, but sounding the same(and even worse) then she did during her debut is never a good thing.
Search Term: “jin favorite girl idol group hp”
Answer: Oh hi thanks for googling me~ Haha, I’m sure they meant that one Johnny’s guy with Jin in his name. Anyway, my favorite idol group is OBVIOUSLY Morning Musume.
Oh… Crackhead Koha and forehead-hiding Aika. Good times…
Search Term: “worst jpop”
Answer: Very vague question there person and the answer is just as big. Worst J-Pop can be anything from Ayumi’s smoke-voiced songs, to Kumi’s flops, BoA’s Engrish flops, 5-nin C-ute flops, Suzuki Ami sans-vocoder and anything Johnny’s related(minus Hey! Say! JUMP, there delicious~).
Search Term: “how to look sexy with lazy eye”
Answer: Shimizu Saki, ’nuff said.
Oh heck I can’t resist…
Search Term: “funny lazy eye jokes”
Answer: What did Bitchishige say to Saki during the early morning H!P Winter Tour rehearsals?
Search Term: “her bunion”
Answer: Code-name for Kanna’s boyfriend/biggest lie in H!P ever
The Johnny’s that killed my favorite member. :( *will forever hate Johnny’s*