NAKED BOYZ Hurt My Eyes
About 5 days ago, Japan unleashed upon the world a group of 44 “steaming hot” actors, the male-counterpart of AKB48(obviously in numbers, not popularity, hotness or overall potential). Together these men(and boys) ranging from 16-30 are known as…
FUGNAKED BOYZ
Being my nasty perverted self, I researched these guys thinking I’d come upon some smexy young men(and pedobait+grandpas). Of course I didn’t expect to actually find “naked boys” but now that I’ve seen them all, praise the lord that I didn’t.
NAKED BOYZ ARE UGLY
Wtf is this? I think he might be the youngest at 16 years old, although he looks like 11 to me. Am I right? But this kid obviously has teenage years acne, so I feel a certain connection to him~ STILL, PEDOBAIT. The gay wotas are gonna EAT HIM UP.
Now I kinda like this guy(not like like)~ His face and hair scream “PLASTIC” and he’s rocking that infamous Ayu pout and fish face~ Nice job bb.
L0L. WRONG CONTINENT BB.
Ugh, this guy’s face looks like if Kuu had let slip some rotten amniotic fluids and they were stinking up the place. That or a failed Ayu pout~
Eck, can you believe this guy is actually 23? Judging by that ugly hair and boy-ish face, he’d be around 15 or something.
This must be the funny member.
HERPES!!! GET AWAY!
Oh a cutie! This is probably the cutest guy of them all(he’s 18!) and reminds me a lot of my #1 male J-Pop artist love Shinjiro Atae. <3
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FISH-FACED PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP? He’s obviously a natural fish-face(unlike you know who) so I give him props for that, not matter how hideous he is~
Last up is this thing… Ugh, I just kinda feel bad for this guy. It’s like he has no cure whatsoever. I fear he is doomed for back row life due to how fug he is. He reminds me of a certain (ex)H!P member actually…
NATURAL BEAUTY
Of course, these are only a few of the boys. The rest of them are kinda meh looking(I actually picked out the cute ones here), but the ugliest ones are all here~
What do you think about the “Naked Boyz”? Hot or not? Worthy of being considered the male AKB48?
As soon as I heard that there was going to be a group called Naked Boyz I was excited…and then I saw there faces. I don’t want to be shallow but, goddamn they are ugly.
Haha, very funny article! Well Naked Boyz, the name omg!!! And you’re right they’re not really attractive… But not everyone can be good looking and appeal to everyone can they? I’m sure you can find some unattractive girls in AK48 as well (though I don’t know them)…
If I want hot young boys I’ll just stick with JE even though even JE disappoints sometimes.
If I wanted a hot guy I’d stick with Matsushita Yuya.
16 – 30? OMG! The one you call Herpes looks pretty cute though, what is their group name though? You can’t be serious about the name right?! Naked Boyz?! The 18 year old boy is definitely cute too!
Their group name seriously IS NAKED BOYZ. xD I wasn’t kidding. :P
They need to come up with better groups names in the Eastern world of pop, seriously. And with a good meaning.
Naked Boyz?! What a horrible name to use. I doubt I’ll ever pay attention to them.
Have you heard of VKB428? They’re the Visual Kei version of AKB48 that was recently created.
Visual Kei you say? I’ll give does guys a try, heck, if there’s a female version of VKB428, I will wota that shit hard.
I saw this new group announced in great detail..and was thinking…hmmm being from the US and a bit older maybe there is something I don’t get. Its good to see there is somewhat universal “WTF” at NKB48.
If you eyes can take it – all of them with brief bio are visible here: http://www.comtrya.com/tag/nakedboyz/
“He reminds me of a certain (ex)H!P member actually…”
are you talking about YASUDA KEI? hahaha