Japanese Chicks Flop Around in Japan

Morning Musume, how low you have sunk. Unlike most people, I do enjoy this song, kinda. Well, everything except the chorus and instrumental. So just the verses. Thank god Risa is getting something more decent than this, although no matter how much I DON’T care about her, no one(well, maybe Dawa) deserves to leave H!P with this shit of an a-side. Now I say a-side because the b-side to this single is absolute gold.

Do I hear SONGS version 2012? And what is it with Tsunku always sticking the vocoder to Sayu and Mizuki? Aika’s voice needs it too!

Anyway, the ShittyShitty Ultra PV sucks all around. I don’t know what is going on with those low budget “transparency” effects going on but the person that edited those needs to be sent to work with some K-Pop group ASAP. I also noticed that Sayu isn’t as awesome as she used to be in the shitty single prior to this one and in fact looks kinda awkward most of the time. Anyone else notice how she always looks so serious when dancing? Girl has got to loosen up. Maybe she’s been spending to much time to Awkwardkuta Erina.

On the successful side of H!P(everyone but MM and Mano), S/mileage, who sold a shit-load of copies in their previous single(according to other H!P singles of course, AKB48 sells that in like 30 minutes), are ready to release another kick-ass single. Looks like Maeda was holding the group back the entire time. ;D

Jfc the girl in yellow is ugly as sin. Shame she had to join the group and ugly it up with her f’d up eyes. W/e, still better than that Dawa chick.

Despite the lack of Ogawa Saki, S/mileage is still relevant to me and I’m just hoping that no one else decides to be smart/get cancer. This video is awesome, so is the song(Prz Post Womenz is better though imo, even with the Dawa focus) and you really get to know the new chips more.

RELEVANT S/MILEAGE MEMBER REVIEW TIME-U!

I haven’t bothered with the new members or 10th gen’s names, so stfu.

- Red chick: Maimi’s awesome, not as hot, lesbian cousin. <3 I really like her and she could be my new favorite if it wasn’t for…

- Queen Kanon: She’s not that awesome anymore tbh. Well she is, but she’s getting too mainstream honestly. I think I stopped liking her as much when she started with that whole “reincarnation of cinderella” shit. Grow up gurl.

- Green thing: I dunno wtf they did with her bangs, but it looks ugly as fuck. To me she’s like the Sayashii Riho of S/mileage. Gurl came in with her lack of talent and is now relevant in the group. Meh, she just needs to calm the fuck down in the PV next time around, but I like her either way.

- Yellow troll: She’s probably a sweetheart, but idgaf, she’s so ugly! D= Someone needs some 1 on 1 “Big Eyes” classes with the Widow Queen of Big Eyes: Ayu-sama.

- The only one in blue that matters: I see what they did her, having her “pretend” to forget the choreography. A reference to that practice video(light pink top) of prz skirt woman where she didn’t know half of the song? Maybe.

There’s also a lot of stuff coming out soon. C-ute’s probably shitty/floppy album and Berryz’ generic is also soon to come. Probably the only thing worth waiting for is AKB48′s new single! ;D

Misc Section-desu!

Bbz, I know I haven’t posted in like a few months/years/etc, but I just haven’t had the time. University was a bitch and now I’m finally on summer vacation. Now I recently acquired a job as a graphic designer in a video game company(go me, bitches! :D) and that has had my time occupied, not to mention my SNSD tribute dance group. Now I finally got a small break since the group won’t start back up until March and uni is out.

I really love blogging and I’ve missed you biz so much. The blog still gets a good bit of views, but it’s only because of a few overly exposed posts about either SNSD/K-Pop/plastic surgery. I should do more of those then! ;D

Also you guys, I want you to support Sora to Kujira by clicking on Cheeky Bingo and visiting the gaming website. Doing so can just might get StK rebooted into a brand new generation ya’ll! :D”

Thanks for the people that keep on visiting and type in that little chat box over to the right. I miss you bbz! <3