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Guys Like Girls, I Like Kayo
I’m always stumbling upon blogs run by straight male fan boys ranting on about how beautiful/gorgeous/fap-able certain idols are etc and I can’t help but feel left out sometimes. Sure, Eiji Wentz has been featured here before in all his naked glory, but other than him, I’m not too big of fan of any other ...
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Berryz Kobo’s New HBIC
Let me start off by saying that Kumai Yurina is my least favorite Berryz member. I don’t hate her(like I do with Sayu and Reina), only except when she steals Queen Miyabi’s spot light. Yurina is plain, uninteresting, can’t sing, an awkward dancer(thanks to her height[see the Iida Kaori-effect]) and let’s face it… TALL AND ...
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SNSD Fails to Amuse Anyone
Remember, my opinion. Looks like SNSD is all the rage(again) with the release of their third mini-album “Hoot”, which to some ~Koreans~ is anything but a hoot. Now before you stans start lashing out at me, let me give you a reason to do so and just say that I do think Hoot is the ...
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Is Tsunku Ready to Graduate Ai?
Takahashi Ai. The 24 year old leader of Morning Musume, Hello!Project’s HBIC, best vocalist, most beautiful member, etc etc. Whatever you may label her, EVERYONE knows who she is(well, anyone that matters anyway). She(and her slightly retarded, not as pretty fellow gen-mate Niigaki Risa) recently celebrated nine years as members of Morning Musume. Impressive, yes? ...
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Duck Lips & Bug Eyes
These past two weeks Ayu has taken control of the Oricon charts by hogging the #1 spot with her 49th and 50th single~ Fortunately, she hasn’t any more singles planned, because if she attempted Kuu’s “one single each week for twelve fucking weeks”, the last one would sell like 5k. Oh well, it’s not 2002 ...
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Goddess Returns Flawlessly and Classy
Utada Hikaru, other wise known as the flawless, perfect Queen of J-Pop just left all J-Pop lovers shaking and crying with the release of only a preview of a new song she has recorded for a PSPSI NEX commercial. The song is a cover of “Hymne a l’amour ～愛のアンセム～”(apparently a very damn good French song) ...
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Sexy & Beautiful Wentz Eiji
Many of you may know Wentz Eiji as the sexier half(imo) of WaT. Those of you that have no idea who WaT is… “WaT is a singing, acting, music writing and instrument playing duo, exploded onto the Japanese pop scene with their first major release in November 2005. After performing songs in the street for ...
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J/K-Pop Confession Room
Similar to how I had done over a year ago, this will be a post of my dark hidden secrets about tons of artists I listen to, among others. Stans are very welcome to be butt-hurt here~ Let’s get to it! No way is Amuro Namie the new Queen of J-Pop. Sure she had her ...
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Happy Birthday to MEyabi!
It’s August 25th and you all know what that means! It’s that time of year when Berryz Kobo’s perfect, flawless, beautiful, horse-faced(and my new #1 H!P member) Natsuyaki Miyabi and I celebrate our old age-ness! MANDATORY DANCE-BREAK TIME!!! Ufufuf~ That’s enough Namie you dancing queen, your killing us with your amazing popin’ & lockin’ skillz~ ...
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NAKED BOYZ Hurt My Eyes
About 5 days ago, Japan unleashed upon the world a group of 44 “steaming hot” actors, the male-counterpart of AKB48(obviously in numbers, not popularity, hotness or overall potential). Together these men(and boys) ranging from 16-30 are known as… FUGNAKED BOYZ Being my nasty perverted self, I researched these guys thinking I’d come upon some smexy ...
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Team Ayu vs Kuu’s Bitches
Something big is going down September 22nd, and it doesn’t include Hikki’s fatass. On that date, the “(ex)Queen of J-Pop” Hamasaki Ayumi and the top slut herself, Koda Kumi will both release a single! Koda Kumi will release her 48th(jebus…) single, Suki de, Suki de, Suki de. / Anata Dake ga, which includes all ballad ...