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Japanese Chicks Flop Around in Japan
Morning Musume, how low you have sunk. Unlike most people, I do enjoy this song, kinda. Well, everything except the chorus and instrumental. So just the verses. Thank god Risa is getting something more decent than this, although no matter how much I DON’T care about her, no one(well, maybe Dawa) deserves to leave H!P ...
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Electro Queen Suzuki Ami Back With New PV!
Yes, this is real life! Eternal Queen of Electro and flabby arms Suzuki Ami is back with a suddenly released new PV! While I doubt that it’s produced by Yasutaka Nakata, it’s such as catchy and delicious as her previous stuff! Check out the PV below! Prepare for that epic dance break at 3:44! ...
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12, Smart Live Review
Morning Musume.’s 12th album and last to feature holy goddess of talent Takahashi Ai 12, Smart has just leaked and Sora to Kujira has the first review available for you guys! Stay tuned as I post a live review of the album starting…. NOW! 1. Give me Love Main: Ai, Reina, Riho, Gaki Oh I see ...
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H!P48
Move over AKB48, the flawless divas of Hello!Project have joined forces as the shining new group Mobekimasu! Everyone prepare for 1 million+ sales, endless tv and magazine appereances, etc. Lol well, not really, but it’s still a cool concept. Similar to how successful H!P did back in the day with the H.P. Arr Stars, all ...
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Girl Gets Abused on Game Show
Hosts that lift up girl’s skirts, that drop-kick a petite girl to the ground, that make fun of one of the bigger girl’s weight. That’s what you can expect from the Mechaike episode that aired a few nights ago and featured some of our favorite idol groups like Berryz Kobo, S/mileage, SDN48 and a bunch ...
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Will You Miss Love?
Only 18 days left until Takahashi Ai leaves Morning Musume. and her position as it’s leader for four years and two months. It seems that it’s only now getting to me that Momusu is about to lose just about all of its natural talent and flawlessness. I’ve never been a big Ai-chan fan, she’s always ...
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Buono!’s Departure
We all know Buono! as that loveable, 3-nin group whose music tends to be on the rockier sound and is overall really good. However the group’s music has been a bit stale lately and has yet to release anything truly interesting, in my opinion anyway, since their “are they coming back?/did they disband?” stunt when ...
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Flawless Member Leaves, Tsunku Trolls
Out with the old and in with the new. Not too long ago(maybe like 10 minutes ago?), our dear Queen of Drama Tsunku announced that S/mileage’s queen of vocals and natural tanned beauty will be leaving 3/4 flawless+1/4 flawed group S/mileage in order to return to a normal ~student life~. Message from Tsunku-san: Thank you ...
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C-ute Releases More Crap, S/mileage Dies
I don’t know what’s going on with Hello!Project trying to be all scandalous and noteworthy this year, but this is the third time(Eri, JunLin graduation, 9th generation) that I’ve(and I imagine that a lot of you as well) been genuinely shocked by Tsunku’s decisions. Of course I’m referring to how he possibly murdered S/mileage’s future by ...
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Does Perfume Still Smell Nice?
Long gone are the days of fierce techno that was “edge” and the ever popular “Polyrhythm”. Perfume has seemed to jump into this cycle of repetitive music around the same time that they became relevant in J-Pop. I still enjoy their new music, but not near as much as songs from the “GAME” era. Perfume ...
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2NE1 Admit Their Ugly
Don’t cry because 2NE1 is ugly, lonely and probably hates you, they are still the best! Too bad SNSD isn’t willing to admit the same~ 2NE1 just released the MV for “UGLY”, their new promo track for their just released(as in leaked) mini-album. Even though there’s only two new tracks in the mini(for those who ...