Why H!P > AKB48

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  1. Legends. Yea, their the same group that did that one LOVE Machine song.
  2. Newbie friendly. Pick one of 5 groups(or a soloist) and choose your favorite. Not 48 girls at once.
  3. Graduations and auditions. You may risk your favorite leaving, but at least it keeps everything fresh.
  4. Tsunku is a busy man! New releases come at least every 2 weeks.
  5. Takahashi Ai just pwns Maeda Atsuko in singing and dancing.
  6. Buono! > no3b
  7. Theirs nothing quite like a Hello! Project *insert year* *insert season* concert. <3
  8. Quality over quantity.
  9. AKB48 doesn’t have Chinese gurlz!
  10. Even with H!P’s crappy line distribution, at least they get solos.
  11. When Tsunku enters panic mode and releases/announces hundreds of things within 3 months
  12. They are cooler…?

Forget it. It’s no use.

  1. Their amazing sales.
  2. Every single is a quality release.
  3. B-sides are tolerable! 0:
  4. Actual decent vocalists. No Sayus here!
  5. Overall prettier girls.
  6. No graduations that kick out our loved members.
  7. No Tsunku.
  8. Their sales aren’t getting worse as the months go by.
  9. They don’t have an amazing past to be compared to.
  10. HUGE song list in such a short time.
  11. Better dancers. None of that Koharu awkward dancing crap.
  12. Admit it, they’ve got prettier album covers.
  13. Considered Japan’s top girl group of the moment.
  14. No corny/crappy MC’ing by Linlin or Gaki
  15. Pseudo raps ftw!
  16. Much better ballads/calmer songs
  17. Too many girls for me to figure out who’s a bitch and who isn’t.

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